What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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