What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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