- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

guess what? bannanas

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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