- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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