Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

your mom.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

guess what? bannanas

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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