Men's rights

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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