What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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