- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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