- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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