- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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