womans rights...

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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