Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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