yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Anti Joke

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