- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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