- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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