Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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