- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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