- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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