- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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