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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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