- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

HELLO EVERYONE

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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