- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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