What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What comes after 69? 70

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

David Cameron

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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