Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Knock, knock. Come in.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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