What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

David Cameron

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What comes after 69? 70

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Anti Joke

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