- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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