- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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