what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

a black man pays his child support

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