- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

I have a really funny joke.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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