- Anti Joke

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs