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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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