Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why are white people white? I don't know

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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