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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Chick Norris... Enough said

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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