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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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