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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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