- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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