- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Good job, son.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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