what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

I have a horse.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

why does the man appear fat he is

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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