- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

A guy walks into a bar

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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