whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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