Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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