Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Obama lin Baden.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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