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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you call a black man? Rob

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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