- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

no really what are ur names?

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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