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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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