- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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