- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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