Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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