What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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