What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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