- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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