How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

[Set up] [No punch line]

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

* anti-punchline

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Vote this down and get DOXED

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

No your aunties a joke

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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