- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

tea with milk?

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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