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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

hi penis ham telephone

Phew... it's gone.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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