- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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