- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!