What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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