- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Fat? Jesse Z

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

salad days!

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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