- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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