What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Pain Olympics.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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