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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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