- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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