So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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