- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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