- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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