- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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