- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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