If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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