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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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