- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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