Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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