What is white and black and red all over.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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