- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

the WNBA.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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