- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

I am a mime

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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