my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

YOLO You only like Oreos

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

"Knock knock" Come in!

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