- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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