- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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