- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Apple hates Blackberry.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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