Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Women's professional sports

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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