- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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