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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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