Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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