- Anti Joke

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?