- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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