Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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