What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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