what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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