Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

I have a really funny joke.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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