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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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