Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Men's rights

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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