My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Your girlfriend.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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