- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

why are balck people black because they are

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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