- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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