- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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