What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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