- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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