- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Pain Olympics.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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