- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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