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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What does? 42

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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dallen loves penis

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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