You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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