- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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