what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Men's rights

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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