An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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