- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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