A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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