- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

sky silverstein

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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