- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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