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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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