- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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