- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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