- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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