- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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