How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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