- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

knock knock i have diarrhea

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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