- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Donald Trump

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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