- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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