Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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