There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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