- Anti Joke

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Allah walked into AK Bar

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.