- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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