why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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A bar walks into a man

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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