My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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