What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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