- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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