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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

21 Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

If life gives you lemonade.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

21

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

If life gives you lemonade.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

21

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!