- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What do you call a black man? Rob

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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