- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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