- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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