- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Black people stink of shite!

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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