What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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