- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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