I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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