What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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