why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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