How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why was the man sad His got raped

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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