- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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