- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What do you call a bear. Rob.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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