What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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