- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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