- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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