Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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