Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Actually it was me Josh brown

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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