- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

I <3 Hitler

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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