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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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