- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

bangers and mash?

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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