Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Anti Joke

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