Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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eoin burgin is fat

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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